lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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milliondollarnigga:

jesus
milliondollarnigga:

jesus
“I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.”
— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray  (via undeadlife)

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

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thatfunnyblog:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

thatfunnyblog:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

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dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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